Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
Excuse me, what the dickens, you silly tit. This is my biology, this is my decision; pack a bag we leave Tuesday.
Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
i promise that someday
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you